Drhoz! (drhoz) wrote,

Deathwatch - Faldon Kise

Deathwatch, and the further missions of Team Psi Tau Digamma. In this one, dispatched to investigate reports of Eldar activity. There's also reports that humans are trading with them - illegal, unless you're a Rogue Trader, and doubly so when within Imperial borders. Thus, off to the frontier world of Faldon Kise.

Tac-marine Telemachus: All together now *sings* Faldon Kise, Faldon Kise...

Tac-marine Telemachus: Actually, Iocanthos is relatively pleasant - it's mostly grasslands.
Techmarine Tawhaki: Apart from the skeleton-strewn battlefields all over the place.
Tac-marine Telemachus: Oh, I don't know - the skulls add a certain aesthetic appeal.

Assault Marine Gilroy MacIan: Everybody is so damned serious - you'd think it was only grim darkness and war out there.

Assault Marine Gilroy MacIan: We know Gunhildr still has a stomach - it was his sense of humour he had surgically removed.

Techmarine Tawhaki: *sighs* Are you two assault marines really having headbutting contests?
Assault Marine Gilroy MacIan: Of course we are - how else are we supposed to assert dominance? Whoever falls over first has to roll over. *rubs Regulus's belly* Who's a good puppy. Who's a good puppy.


Brother Telemachus
: A Dark Angel in the Deathwatch? That's unusual - you're usually too secretive to volunteer.
Apothecary Hippocrates : *glares* I think i see the flaw in your gene-seed, Brother - you can't keep your mouth shut. Would you like me to sew it up for you?

Assault Marine Regulus: We've got 40 requisition points left over.
Assault Marine Gilroy MacIan: Assault Marines - getting shit done for less money.
Tac-marine Telemachus: I've still got 60 - Tactical Marines - getting shit done with our basic gear.


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Tags: delusional personalities, fluttershy is the best pony, fraternal bastardry
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