Eternal

Me: Wow. I just finished reading a 650 page MLP fanfic. It was good. Really really really good. We're talking literature here.
Purrdence : So all the author has to do is change the names and it'll be the next Fifty Shades of Grey?
Me: no, it relies too much on the canon, and the relationship between Pr-
Purrdence: Oooh Oooh Oooh! *bounces* Fifty Shades of Neigh!
Me: *sigh*