And yet they haven't banned him from the game yet....

Ian won the Arsehole of the Year Award on the X3 server, and it's only June.

That's because the other players, finally sick and tired of his shenanigans, got together for a massed assault on his sector. He, of course, saw the armada coming, since he's put spy satellites near every wormhole on the map, and went out to meet the oncoming horde. With a single freighter.

The enemy said "What the **** is that? It's not even a combat ship"

Which is about when the freighter launched some ten million fighters.

This promptly lagged half the other players out of the game, because their computers couldn't handle the load. The rest were just screaming as the screens turned red from end to end, and Ian sent in the marines to mop up.

The Admins told him they couldn't believe he managed to singlehandedly crash half the network, but then, Ian is an unbelievable bastard.